Hmm. Why can’t the people in the Burger King commercial identify where the chicken fingers come from...even though they’re standing IN A BURGER KING. This subliminal advertising is wicked tricky.

Part of a great show tonight at Gotham Comedy Club. Operation: Heal Our Heroes: A Comedy Fundraiser https://t.co/mYwto5HyPn

Got invited to see The Eagles this week. These guys aren’t a football team but they rock. And this Joe Walsh kid can play. #flyeaglesfly @ Madison Square Garden https://t.co/dKuRomOPNL

Just married Ashley and Mark during a break in the rain. They are a terrific couple. And they have a great eye for hors d'oeuvres. I posted up by the seared scallops station while… https://t.co/3vfMcHlbqQ

Another great comedy auction event tonight for the Glenholme School’s scholarship fund. @ New York, New York https://t.co/tsCDSJ0kGt