I’m not sure this #MasterClass thing is a good idea.

My girlfriend just got a subscription and now she’s even more of an expert on…everything.

I already wrote off Public Enemy and Ice Cube for their #Antisemitism. Now Kanye.

It’s a good thing Drake had a Bar Mitzvah or I’d have nothing to listen to.

Look who's a big shot in Minnesota. I knew all those bratwursts and Mich Golden Lights would pay off.

https://voyageminnesota.com/interview/conversations-with-dave-goldstein/

#comedians #comedy #interviews

Hi Followers. I’m locked out of my #Facebook and #Instagram accounts. Frigging hackers.

Bear with me please. Me and my team—one dude in California—are working on it!

Don’t believe everything you read.

Diner condiments teach you everything you need to know about the truth.

By the way, my turkey club was delicious. @ Manhattan, New York https://www.instagram.com/p/CgxU1QxOAcU/?igshid=YTgzYjQ4ZTY=